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Commercials

Discover our extensive range of high-quality carpets and flooring solutions showcased in our captivating and informative commercials airing on both television and radio.

Andes

"Hey dad, where are the Andes?"

"I don't know, ask your mother, she puts everything away!"

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Calendar Factory

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? All he did was take a day off!"

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Drapes

A guy goes to a psychiatrist and the doc says "how do I help ya?"

The guy says "doc, I think I'm a set of drapes!"

The doc goes "well pull yourself together!"

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Electrician

"Everybody's shocked when they find out how bad of an electrician I am!"

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Eyebrows

"I told my wife the other day she's drawing her eyebrows too high, she looks surprised!"

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Grandfather

"I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not like the passengers screaming and yelling in his car!"

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Grumpy

"Hey I woke up grumpy this morning... I told her go back to bed!"

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Heart Attack

"You know the worst time to have a heart attack? When you're playing charades!"

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I Never Listen

"Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that!"

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Invisible

A guy walks into a psychiatrists office and tells the receptionist, "I think I'm invisible!" She says "sorry, doctor can't see you right now!"

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Kangaroo

2 kangaroos are chatting, one says to the other, "looks like rain today!" The other says, "oh no, the kids will be inside playing all day!"

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Mailman Naked

I scared the mailman the other day by coming to the door naked. I'm not sure whether he was scared because I was naked or because I knew where he lived!

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New Yorkers

They say New Yorkers aren't friendly? I saw 2 guys who didn't know each other sharing a cab, one took the tires, the other took the radio!

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Penguin Bar

Did you hear about the penguin who walked into the bar? Bartender says, "how can I help ya?" The penguin says, "I'm looking for my brother, have you seen him?" The bartender says, "I don't know, what's he look like?"

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Pool

Today a guy knocked on my front door and asked for a donation for the neighborhood pool. I gave him a glass of water!

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Prison Door

I was giving some advice to my nephew the other day: when one door opens and another closes, you're probably in prison!

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Shop Lifting

I went to see my doc and said "doc, I can't stop shoplifting!" He said "take these pills for a week. If they don't work, get me a digital camera!"

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Stuck in the Elevator

Hey I'm getting old, I mean really old... the other day I stopped with some friends to get a cold one. My friend said, "which of those waitresses would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?" I said, "the one that could fix it!"

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Third Cousin

My buddy told me he's upset because he made love to his third cousin. I said, "if it upsets ya, stop counting!"

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Washing Hands

Since Coronavirus, I've been washing my hands so much that the answers from my 8th grade history test are starting to appear!

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Wife and Butcher

Caught my wife with the butcher the other day. I said, "what do ya have to say for yourself?" She goes, "whatever you do, don't tell the plumber!"

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Wishing Well

I lost my first wife when she fell down a wishing well... I didn't know they worked!

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Zoo

I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday. She said, "I would like to see something in fur." So... I took her to the zoo!

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